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16. The developers added pronghorns. A fleeping pronghorn accidentally hits you while running at 55mph.
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17. The developers added Black Bears. You were calmly walking through the woods to go mark territory, when a large Black Bear fell out of a tree and landed on you, crushing you.
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18. The developers added bighorn sheep. You get headbutted off a cliff
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19. rogue mule deer t-bones local wolf at four-herd intersection
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On april fools day, bison are given flight as a "buffalo wings" pun. You get stampeded from the skies by a herd of flying bison
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21. Gravity ceases to exist and you fall endlessly through the skies and space until you die
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22. There is an uproar when the devs have to patch a new bug where bull elk follow you relentlessly until you die.
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23. You tried to say 'pspspspsps' to a cougar because Kitty Cat
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24. you find out there's a new drowning mechanic at the worst time....
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25. The WolfQuest developers added a thirst meter to the game. You didn't read the patch notes, and your wolf died of thirst after going more than three days without drinking water.
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26. Your wolf tried to use a rock as a launch pad so they didn't have to swim across slough creek, but the rock sent them to space, never to be seen again.
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27. All of the NPC's in WolfQuest decide to take revenge on you, force you into a football-like shape, and proceed to play football for days until you are crushed by a clumsy bison who got tackled.
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Which grew to a storm, which shook the trees
A howl of fury tore through the night,
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The cry of the night was spread and thinned,
Carried on the shadow of the wind
Which grew to a storm, which shook the trees
A howl of fury tore through the night,
Fueling the fight to make wrongs right
The cry of the night was spread and thinned,
Carried on the shadow of the wind
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28. Your wolf was cursed to become a hare for a week. A coyote ate them on their first day as a hare.
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29. While you were sleeping, a group of stranger wolves intentionally chased an elk herd toward you. You wake up to the thundering sound of the stampede approaching, and get trampled underfoot by more than a dozen elk. Talk about a rude awakening!