Carl the Coyote's Diary
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:42 pm
DAY ONE:
Hello... I'm Carl the Coyote! Carla and I often scavenge together, sometimes hunting delicious wolf pups.
Hehehe.. I've caught so many wolf pups, WAY more than Bob and Bobette have.
I'm coyote royalty.
Ha, anyways... Have you ever seen and smelled an elk carcass? Horrible smell, great taste. But of course you know that, you're a wolf.
I like wolves. They hunt elk they never finish so we coyotes get to eat them.
We get to dine on wolf pups that you guys so carelessly don't protect. I mean, sureeee I've been killed over and over again by you 'cause you can... often be on guard, but HEY I'm trying, okay?
Carla's awesome, by the way. She's my best friend.
Ugh you probably know that, 'cause...
You're a wolf.
So, today we're going to raid Bison Peak Cutoff because I hear the pups born there are delicious. I have no idea, though.
LATER:
Ack, didn't work. Two wolves killed me. I guess I'll try again tomorrow. Seeya later, diary!
-Love, Carl the Coyote
TO BE CONTINUED...
Hello... I'm Carl the Coyote! Carla and I often scavenge together, sometimes hunting delicious wolf pups.
Hehehe.. I've caught so many wolf pups, WAY more than Bob and Bobette have.
I'm coyote royalty.
Ha, anyways... Have you ever seen and smelled an elk carcass? Horrible smell, great taste. But of course you know that, you're a wolf.
I like wolves. They hunt elk they never finish so we coyotes get to eat them.
We get to dine on wolf pups that you guys so carelessly don't protect. I mean, sureeee I've been killed over and over again by you 'cause you can... often be on guard, but HEY I'm trying, okay?
Carla's awesome, by the way. She's my best friend.
Ugh you probably know that, 'cause...
You're a wolf.
So, today we're going to raid Bison Peak Cutoff because I hear the pups born there are delicious. I have no idea, though.
LATER:
Ack, didn't work. Two wolves killed me. I guess I'll try again tomorrow. Seeya later, diary!
-Love, Carl the Coyote
TO BE CONTINUED...