WolfQuest

16. The developers added pronghorns. A fleeping pronghorn accidentally hits you while running at 55mph.

17. The developers added Black Bears. You were calmly walking through the woods to go mark territory, when a large Black Bear fell out of a tree and landed on you, crushing you.

18. The developers added bighorn sheep. You get headbutted off a cliff

19. rogue mule deer t-bones local wolf at four-herd intersection

On april fools day, bison are given flight as a "buffalo wings" pun. You get stampeded from the skies by a herd of flying bison

21. Gravity ceases to exist and you fall endlessly through the skies and space until you die

22. There is an uproar when the devs have to patch a new bug where bull elk follow you relentlessly until you die.

23. You tried to say 'pspspspsps' to a cougar because Kitty Cat

24. you find out there's a new drowning mechanic at the worst time....

25. The WolfQuest developers added a thirst meter to the game. You didn't read the patch notes, and your wolf died of thirst after going more than three days without drinking water.

27. All of the NPC's in WolfQuest decide to take revenge on you, force you into a football-like shape, and proceed to play football for days until you are crushed by a clumsy bison who got tackled.

28. Your wolf was cursed to become a hare for a week. A coyote ate them on their first day as a hare.

29. While you were sleeping, a group of stranger wolves intentionally chased an elk herd toward you. You wake up to the thundering sound of the stampede approaching, and get trampled underfoot by more than a dozen elk. Talk about a rude awakening!