Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition
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Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition
So on the discord server, me and a bunch of people made a big list of crazy and outlandish death messages for elder wolves, with an increasing number for each one. For example,
1. Floppy goes on a rampage. You are but one of the many casualties.
2. Bison inc hired the invisible eagle from 2.7 to kill you. You died instantly, and no evidence was found at the crime scene
3. The person who suggested "necklaces and purple fur" from the wildest dreams video hacked the game. You die of embarassment.
And so on
I'll start
1. You wandered out of bounds and were shot by a hunter. But it turns out the "hunter" was just 3 beavers in a trenchcoat with a gun.
1. Floppy goes on a rampage. You are but one of the many casualties.
2. Bison inc hired the invisible eagle from 2.7 to kill you. You died instantly, and no evidence was found at the crime scene
3. The person who suggested "necklaces and purple fur" from the wildest dreams video hacked the game. You die of embarassment.
And so on
I'll start
1. You wandered out of bounds and were shot by a hunter. But it turns out the "hunter" was just 3 beavers in a trenchcoat with a gun.
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WolfQuest 4 came out and your wolf can't play there.
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3. your wolfquest accidentally got imported to VR and it got overwhelmed by sensory overload
⍋°⍋ the night wore on. the forest remained as still as stone. ⍋°⍋
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4. Your wolf stumbled across a really old elk carcass that smelled so bad that it died from the stink
"The strength and the fellowship of the clan will always be with you, even when you hunt alone." - Warriors
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5. Your wolf felt rebellious and tried howling with food in their mouth and choked
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6. suffocated under pups while sleeping...
⍋°⍋ the night wore on. the forest remained as still as stone. ⍋°⍋
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7. Squashed by a moose who decided to use the wolf as a couch
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8. Yeeted into space by rogue physics.
Anybody else just really hate lawns?
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9. Starved to death while waiting for elk herd to get out of mcbride lake
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10. Your wolf walked into Lost River but it was actually Found Lake and was NOT abandoned so your wolf was immediately gunned down by worried townspeople.
AROOOOOOO
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11. killed by a passing B̴͖͖͓̈̆l̶̞̹̖̼͔͒́͂a̶̞̠̘͗͝ͅc̸̱͙̥̼̩̀̃́̍̕ḵ̷͈̱̈́͊ ̶̢̱͔͖̞͆̋͠͠͠ḧ̷̥͎́o̶̝̱͖̔̄́l̴̼̺͝e̶͕̯̤͉̐̂͜.
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12. Killed by the vengeful ghost inhabiting an abandoned cabin for the aesthetic.
Anybody else just really hate lawns?
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13. You tried to ride on a bison and was killed when the bison didn't like it, ran around and fell off a cliff whilst trying to dislodge the wolf on its back
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14. You broke in to BCE and tried to ride Floppy. Floppy didn't like that and *Details ommitted*
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15. You traveled far and wide through the forest, searching for lost treasure. When you lost interest in the treasure and turned around to go home, there were ten mule deer standing in front of you, and as you looked around at them, they all charged at you. You were never seen again.