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Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:29 pm
by SkyRiderMusic
So on the discord server, me and a bunch of people made a big list of crazy and outlandish death messages for elder wolves, with an increasing number for each one. For example,

1. Floppy goes on a rampage. You are but one of the many casualties.
2. Bison inc hired the invisible eagle from 2.7 to kill you. You died instantly, and no evidence was found at the crime scene
3. The person who suggested "necklaces and purple fur" from the wildest dreams video hacked the game. You die of embarassment.
And so on


I'll start
1. You wandered out of bounds and were shot by a hunter. But it turns out the "hunter" was just 3 beavers in a trenchcoat with a gun.

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2021 11:32 pm
by Wolfyjaz
WolfQuest 4 came out and your wolf can't play there.

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:06 am
by rowantobias
3. your wolfquest accidentally got imported to VR and it got overwhelmed by sensory overload

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 2:02 pm
by Windstrider
4. Your wolf stumbled across a really old elk carcass that smelled so bad that it died from the stink

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 2:44 pm
by -Wolfdog-
5. Your wolf felt rebellious and tried howling with food in their mouth and choked

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 7:40 pm
by rowantobias
6. suffocated under pups while sleeping...

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 12:25 am
by Windstrider
7. Squashed by a moose who decided to use the wolf as a couch

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:50 am
by soft_descent
8. Yeeted into space by rogue physics.

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:59 am
by SkyRiderMusic
9. Starved to death while waiting for elk herd to get out of mcbride lake

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:57 pm
by CrazyCoyote
10. Your wolf walked into Lost River but it was actually Found Lake and was NOT abandoned so your wolf was immediately gunned down by worried townspeople.

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 6:53 am
by SophieTheAiredale
11. killed by a passing B̴͖͖͓̈̆l̶̞̹̖̼͔͒́͂a̶̞̠̘͗͝ͅc̸̱͙̥̼̩̀̃́̍̕ḵ̷͈̱̈́͊ ̶̢̱͔͖̞͆̋͠͠͠ḧ̷̥͎́o̶̝̱͖̔̄́l̴̼̺͝e̶͕̯̤͉̐̂͜.

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 11:32 am
by soft_descent
12. Killed by the vengeful ghost inhabiting an abandoned cabin for the aesthetic.

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 4:07 am
by AStrangerOnline
13. You tried to ride on a bison and was killed when the bison didn't like it, ran around and fell off a cliff whilst trying to dislodge the wolf on its back

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2021 6:14 pm
by SkyRiderMusic
14. You broke in to BCE and tried to ride Floppy. Floppy didn't like that and *Details ommitted*

Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:37 pm
by DinoDogDude209
15. You traveled far and wide through the forest, searching for lost treasure. When you lost interest in the treasure and turned around to go home, there were ten mule deer standing in front of you, and as you looked around at them, they all charged at you. You were never seen again.