The Secret Life of WQ Admin

[AleuAleta]

This entire thread is gold.

[ViperBrains]

After going through an entire day of being paranoid, i'm glad to say i is not now. I love this thread so much <3

thanks for sharing these monumental occasions with us ^^

[SlientHeart]

This is great. XD Just love seeing the ridiculous stuff people will say in WQ and in online games in general.

[Pepper]

Yeah It Is
(email to Admin about report)
player: this isn't the last you'll hear from player
[Account Disabled]

I wonder what their reaction to their account being disabled was...

...nahhh, I'm sure it went down well.

So far, it is silent on the virtual front. Thanks for this hilarious visual!

[Selvin novaraptor]

I want more memes! Any more sets of funny stuffs, please?
(Removes covered dust of the forum)

[Pepper]

Some more funny things from the abuse reports and communications:

Too Bad I Don’t Have a Chalkboard
player: Your typing is making me want to die. Not exaggerating.

A Wolf You Wouldn’t Want in the Library
player:…|doesn't talk much, and when he does he has a demonic voice

Maybe If You Added Some Chairs?
player: I'm playing on a table currently and I want the computer so the game will run better.

Wrong Game
player: Is it just me who doesn’t get massages while in a game?

Workingwolves, Unite!
player: do you think we'd hunt better if we were organized?

Everything Sounds Better in French Deep Country
player1: YOU WERE BEING MEAN)
player2: Yes"" he said in his deep country accent"

Diversity Makes Us Stronger
player1: Can everyone say what animal they r?)
player2: Jaguar]]
player3: Fox))
[player4 is a Demon]
player1: Ok I’ll be a........giraffe)
player5: Newborn Dalmatian)

When You Have to Explain Your Joke…
Game name: findurmat
Matt@username has entered the game
Matt: Hey! Look, I found Matt!)
player2: Huh? U r Matt
Matt: It was a joke. xD I made this wolf cause I saw the server name say ""findurmat."")
Matt: I has found Matt!)
player2:: It means find your mate just so I know
[Matt sighs and reports the game]

It’s Just Talking
player:: Eh… This RP is childish... I'm leaving… This is not even an RP anyways.. It's just talking...

WQ Should Add What?
player to WQ: And it would be so cool if you added things like sucks and small details even if they don't have a function

Duh!
player to WQ: Why did I get a warning?
Admin reply: Sexually-oriented/mating/dating games or roleplay is not allowed. Your game-name FlirtyOne is inappropriate. Your game chat was inappropriate. That is why we sent a warning. Please review the rules and follow them.
player reply to WQ: Well it was to make friends.

Meet You There!
player: IM GOING TO MY HILL OF EMOTIONS)

I Might as Well be Comfortable!
https://youtu.be/-0Hbu4Z4pGI
player1: If Life was a person I would HATE them)
player1: I wanna wear sweats to school but my mom won't let me)
player2: Why?)
player3: Wai?}
player1: Because we MIGHT HAVE WRESTLING PHOTOS TOMORROW AND SHE WANTS ME TO LOOK DECENT)
player1: Rn Sweats are AMAZING)
player1: They are VERY comfy)
player1: and I would wear them every SINGLE day of I could)
player2: Can we RP soon?

Wolf Channeling Carrie Nation
player: Oh what? I dont actually drink...I dont like alchohol as it changes who I am so lets fight|

WQ Pick-Up Line
player: “Should we try to expand our pack?”

Support Hose
player: Well I didn’t put on my kindness socks this morning.

Alphas Anonymous Meeting
player: well I've... been unhappy
player: mostly because I'm a alpha

A Wolf in Progress
Wolf: Wolf is a new and still developing char, So please don’t judge me when I kind of stop mid sentence o

[airbones]

I'm hollering jdclxkxd

Wolf Channeling Carrie Nation
player: Oh what? I dont actually drink...I dont like alchohol as it changes who I am so lets fight|

Mood, though. Big mood.

[paperpaws]

Workingwolves, Unite!
player: do you think we'd hunt better if we were organized?

Karl Barx is that you

"Matt" is my hero. These are incredible as always..

[Pepper]

Workingwolves, Unite!
player: do you think we'd hunt better if we were organized?

Karl Barx is that you

"Matt" is my hero. These are incredible as always..

Karl Barx. Bwa ha ha! I should have you write some!

[8900]

I am so going to find a way to use that pick-up line X'D

[local dreamer]

Oh my, I sure have found a gold mine! These are hilarious, keep it up!

[tatd_2217]

NO THE SARCASTIC RESPONSES I'M DEAD The passive aggressive humor is my favorite..

I could never be as polite and patient as you guys, I give you major kudos for that. We ask a lot of questions that have probably been asked and questions that you don't currently know the answers to.

Also, I love that real people communicate with us and not some robotic email or response on the website. I'm so glad I finally made an account (I wanted to when I was little but I'm pretty sure we had to fax stuff??) and I re-downloaded Wolfquest!

I've also been in a pup game and one of the players thought that her wolf was actually going to be pregnant and BIRTH pups out.. I said "Uh.. no they just kinda appear and you'll get to name them." Then she proceeded to drown one of the pups because she thought the journey was starting then and didn't know where to cross. Rough game.

[xc92u3]

Haha, hilarious, Pepper! Geez, what kind of cheezy excuses can naughty players make? And how spicy the admins can get! WHOOOOOOOOOWEE! Someone thought I was an admin one time. It made me laugh. No, seriously, I AM NOT AN ADMINISTRATOR OR MODERATOR! But I wish to be a beta tester.
I'm not sure what the off-topic on-topic thing is, like are you supposed to reply to the funny first post? Or share different ones...? Anyway, again Pepper, that was so funny!

[Pepper]

WQ admin reads through a lot of chat when reviewing the abuse reports...usually first thing in the morning while clutching that first cup of coffee. It is always a good start to the day when players make us laugh out loud. Here are the (printable) highlights from the last bunch of weeks:

Elder Wolf Weapons
player: -His optics contracted and his dentures released like lengthy needles

That’s No Moon
player: "I'm surprised they didn't see your ego from 30 miles away"

Surprisingly Common (and often reported) Game-Name
HamiltonRp

Communicating Clearly
player1: Player3:can you speak English
player2: Who here speaks English??
player1: I do"

Tech Support Eye Twitch
player email: How do you play wolf quest because it's not working for me on my iPad now? Please help me with it.
WQ admin email reply: can you provide some details?
player email reply: Sure thing

If Jane Austen Wrote MP Dialogue
player1: Whos your mate?
player2: You
player1: XD I hope your kidding
…
player2: I’m kidding ,
player1: My characters actual mate would slaughter you XD
player2: I don’t want you
player1: Well, likewise
player2: Loook at your dusty pelt "

Something About Your Growl…
player1: Bloody hêll can I help you with something? I think you entered the wrong server.
player1: Can't you take the hints?
player2: well were litterly doing nothing soo..
player2: its very awkward..
player2: are u british? "

Back When I was a Kid…
player: (I remember a time when people where not immature on here...)

Single Player Candidates
player1:@username(Rank: Yearling) has entered the game
player1:Hello)
player2: hi what do you want
player1:What do you mean what do you want? I'm here to play on this server lol.
player2: ok then play
player1:Is this an RP?
player2: no
player1:You do realise you made this a 2 player server correct?
player2: Yes, do you realize you are asking a dumb question .
player1:You forgot a question mark. Please don't be rude.
player2: I didn't forget the question mark I simply don't put it , and I'm not being rude I respond according
player2: to the sense of your question
player1: Saying something is a dumb question is rude. Would you say that to your mother or father?
player2: To you for being dumb"

Helpful Host
RE: Rule: What is not allowed: Giving your wolf a name that is invisible in the chat box
noname (Rank: Pup) has entered the game
host: …why ar eu a noname]
noname: idk
host: on the rules dosue it say if u see a noname report them 0-0]
noname: oh
noname: well I made that way because I could not think of a name
host: XD uh how about korra]
host: if u wolf is a female and max if it a male?]
host: noname can u atlease jsut give it a random name or jsut something couse in the rules i think+]
noname: I will change it

PvP Gets Real
player1: Farts on her xD)
player2: *she stops dead in her tracks as a spasm rips through her body, and she collapsed on the ground*"

Looks Like Rain
player: We are wolves not humans so how do you have an umbrella

Hope They Made it Across
player: if nemo or dory end up drowning im going to lose my [bad word].

Thinking it Through
FindYourLove|RP
player: I'm the only male here save me)
player: OR NOT)

When WolfQuest Fails You
player: Ugh just forget it)
player: Ima go play Meadow)

[paperpaws]

I love when new ones of these get posted.

GoGo Gadget Needle-teeth.

Looks Like Rain
player: We are wolves not humans so how do you have an umbrella

Hope They Made it Across
player: if nemo or dory end up drowning im going to lose my [bad word].

These two cracked me up. There'd be some irony in drowning puppies named after fish.