WolfQuest

Me(Shawn): Whos gonna be in the pack?
Meadow: Licks his cheek and tells him hes a good hunter
Meadow: I will

We hadn't started rping and the host ended the game right after that, We hadn't even described are wolves

Pup: Tries to hunt a bull elk and gets hit in the head,
My char his mom : Goes and helps him
Pup: Gets hurt again in the same way and does this like 3 times
Me: Stop doing this man,

Basically their pup kept being a idiot and running off and getting hurt and I got fed up with it

Thank you everyone for sharing these. I love a good laugh!

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Some troll had named one of the pups 'IAmATurd', so of course we said things like '-picks up turd'. x'D We couldn't figure out who was doing it and the host ended the game eventually but it was pretty funny tbh.

It wasn't even a roleplay originally, so I don't know if it counts, but it went something like this:

Me: which den should we pick?
Player 1: Bison Peak is the closest.
(Player 2 joins the game)
Player 2: who is the mother?
Me: there is no mother, we are just raising pups.
Player 2: I WILL BE THEIR MOTHER!
Player 1: they don't have a mother.
Player 2: I am their mother.
Me: we can raise them together, though.
Player 1: this is not a roleplay.
Player 2: Okay. WHO'S THE FATHER?

Player 1 and I just gave up at that point, and after a little more of pestering the player seemed to stop for a while. Then the player either left or was kicked; I don't remember which one.

Wow that just wrong they should be respectful to other no matter what sorry had deal with that person

Well, here are some roleplays I've seen (Some of them are ridiculous)

Wolf RP- Fine. It's a wolf game I suppose. Wolf roleplays are fun sometimes!

Dog RP- Yeah... That's pushing it a little...

Warrior Cats RP- I like warriors! But this is a wolf game...

Horse RP- Yeah. I think I would stop it there.

Zoo RP- A zoo???? Wolfquest takes place in the wild.

Werewolf RP- Umm... OK then????

Human/ High School RP: These are wolves not humans.

Lion RP: Seriously?????

Zootopia RP: WHA??????????????

HamiltonRp

I would love to see that game in action.

I was on a server earlier with one of my friends and the funniest thing ( for me, at least ) happened

we always have a good time, but for some reason today we were just full off bad jokes

We were hunting and this is basically what happened

Cal = Me
Rain = Her

Cal : who wants to hear a bad joke
Rain : sure, I love your bad jokes
Cal : what's the opposite of an incubus
Cal : an outcubus


and then a few minutes later

Cal : look at me standing next to this elk
Rain : what
Cal : look I'm elk size
Cal : Calypatric the elk sized wolf
Rain : wow
Cal : I stand at shoulder height look
elk : kicks my wolf because I got too close
Cal : the adventures of Cal, the elk sized wolf


and then ( last one I promise ) when we'd gotten the pups I got a little bored because we hadn't done what we usually do in a while
I accidentally pressed "p" and to cover up the fact that I didn't mean to claimed "Cal got so scared of Rain that she peed herself"

Rain : why are you peeing on me
Cal : where else will I pee
Rain : the trees, the grass, the den..
Cal : the pups
Rain : I dare you
Cal : turns wolf to stare directly at her as I pee on one of our pups

OK, I'm kinda doing something... different, saying this, but the rules don't say that mates aren't allowed, it just says that romance, sex-oriented stuff, is not allowed. Think of that mate as your best, best friend, not your spouse. Anyway, I haven't unlocked text chat and mom's too protective to let me play private with strangers... Not until I'm 12, she said, then I can play private text chat with people I meet. So, correct me if I'm wrong, but I seriously don't think I ever read "Mates" in the Not Allowed section... just romance and vulgarness and saving spots for friends and stuff. Ever noticed that, peeps? I have!