Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

[Stained]

Ha. I was on multi a little while ago. This happened:
(Shard is me. He's Stained's male counterpart.
Wolf1 is a buddy of mine.)
(I cleaned up the grammar and such, and the substitutions like she,)

Shard: Pads along the edge of the forest
Wolf1: Pauses at the edge of the river to drink
Wolf2: Howls for a meat
Shard: Perks ear and tilts head, begins to trot in the direction of the howl curiously
Wolf2: Sees shard and runs over
Shard: Backs up, slightly alarmed
Wolf1: Notices an interaction between two wolves and watches from the shadows
Wolf2: Whimpers and crouches, running after shard
Shard: Flattens ears, uncertain
Wolf2: Licks
Shard: Flinches
Wolf2: Cries
Wolf1: Snorts quietly in amusement
Shard: Backs up a little, back into the forest
Wolf2: Cries even harder and says: no shard don't go! I (weird substitution for love) you!
Shard: Creeped out by the fact that the she-wolf knew his name, sprints away
Wolf2: No come back stained be my mate
Shard: lol, I'm a girl, I'm just roleplaying a male wolf
Wolf2: (Goes on ranting rage about how I betrayed her and how she loved me and we were gonna have beautiful pups together)
Wolf2 ragequits
(Wolf1 and I are rolling on the floor laughing)

[wolfluver86]

Ha. I was on multi a little while ago. This happened:
(Shard is me. He's Stained's male counterpart.
Wolf1 is a buddy of mine.)
(I cleaned up the grammar and such, and the substitutions like she,)

Shard: Pads along the edge of the forest
Wolf1: Pauses at the edge of the river to drink
Wolf2: Howls for a meat
Shard: Perks ear and tilts head, begins to trot in the direction of the howl curiously
Wolf2: Sees shard and runs over
Shard: Backs up, slightly alarmed
Wolf1: Notices an interaction between two wolves and watches from the shadows
Wolf2: Whimpers and crouches, running after shard
Shard: Flattens ears, uncertain
Wolf2: Licks
Shard: Flinches
Wolf2: Cries
Wolf1: Snorts quietly in amusement
Shard: Backs up a little, back into the forest
Wolf2: Cries even harder and says: no shard don't go! I (weird substitution for love) you!
Shard: Creeped out by the fact that the she-wolf knew his name, sprints away
Wolf2: No come back stained be my mate
Shard: lol, I'm a girl, I'm just roleplaying a male wolf
Wolf2: (Goes on ranting rage about how I betrayed her and how she loved me and we were gonna have beautiful pups together)
Wolf2 ragequits
(Wolf1 and I are rolling on the floor laughing)

Ha ha, that sounds really funny!

[Stained]

Indeed it was. ^-^
Funny how angry people get when they're in an awkward or humiliating situation.
Anyways, I entered an "Elk RP" recently. Apparently they didn't see me come in, they were all posting so fast. xD

Wolf (Elk?)1: charges at with antlers
Wolf2: neighs and rears
Wolf3: whinnies nervously
Wolf2: jumps at Wolf1
Wolf1: slashes with antlers
Wolf3: canters off
Wolf2: follows the cow
Wolf1: attacks Wolf2 and drives antlers into heart
Wolf2: screams in pain and turns and stabs at chest
Wolf3: nickers softly
Wolf2: turns and meats with Wolf3
Wolf1: snarls and rips apart
Wolf2: claws and snaps neck
Wolf1: throws off
*Stained exits while loling*

Ok, first of all: ELK AREN'T HORSES. lol. Apparently they forgot they were elk at the very end. xD And I believe I reported that guy who "meated" with Wolf3.

[smitty]

random wolf 1: im stalking im stalking im stalking

pack leader: oh my gosh its a stalker!

random wolf 2: i dont hear any thing lol

random wolf 1: im sneaking up im sneaking up closer and closer and closer

me: boo!

random wolf 1:ahh!

[Oceansong-Direwolf]

Indeed it was. ^-^
Funny how angry people get when they're in an awkward or humiliating situation.
Anyways, I entered an "Elk RP" recently. Apparently they didn't see me come in, they were all posting so fast. xD

Wolf (Elk?)1: charges at with antlers
Wolf2: neighs and rears
Wolf3: whinnies nervously
Wolf2: jumps at Wolf1
Wolf1: slashes with antlers
Wolf3: canters off
Wolf2: follows the cow
Wolf1: attacks Wolf2 and drives antlers into heart
Wolf2: screams in pain and turns and stabs at chest
Wolf3: nickers softly
Wolf2: turns and meats with Wolf3
Wolf1: snarls and rips apart
Wolf2: claws and snaps neck
Wolf1: throws off
*Stained exits while loling*

Ok, first of all: ELK AREN'T HORSES. lol. Apparently they forgot they were elk at the very end. xD And I believe I reported that guy who "meated" with Wolf3.

You meet some strange people, Stained. O_o

[Stained]

Yup yup. Usually because I'm trying to find them on purpose. xD

[oxoDestinyoxo]

This is what I get with my bad habit of stalking...

Player1: Growls, get out
Me: No thanks
Player2: Bites the wolves neck
Me: You're not even near me
Player2: Kills the wolf
Me: I don't think so.
Player1: Dies
Me: What?
Player1: Comes back to life
Me: Oh dear...
Player1: Haunts Player2
Me: No comment
Player2: Screams
Player1: Laughs
Player2: Kills the ghost
Me: How is that possible?
Player1: Turns into tiger
Me: The title is realistic wolf role play...
Player1: Flies away
Me: Did I miss something? You never mentioned having wings...

[Oceansong-Direwolf]

Sometimes I come into servers where people don't even pay attention to me. Sometimes this will happen:

Player1: kills people
Me: Kills people, eh? Not very realistic, is it?
Player2: bites elk that bit me and throws it to amethyst mountain
Me: An elk would run from you, not come and bite you, and how did you throw it to Amethyst Mountain?
Player1: growls: that was my elk!
Me: You weren't even slightly close to it.
Player3: flies over and kills all
Me: What on Earth?

[WolfTalon12]

Well me and a friend were playing a game: See how many people you can scare off the chat.
Wolf1: Runs around screaming im a banana!
me: does friend want banana? no banana, turkey.
Wolf1: yells at dirt Dirt your dead to me! go take a bath!
wolf2: ... ... ... ... um ... ... ... (exits)
wolf3(enters):HI!
Wolf1: does faceplant into ground
me: eat dirt? eat dirt freind then sleep eat dirt then sleep.
Wolf3: um... i gotta go... umm have fun with your... eating of dirt...

[Zeezie]

Man, these are all funny. 8D

Wolf1: howl
Me: I already did.
Wolf1: no its rp talk
Me: Um?
Me: Oh, I get it.
Wolf1: sorry im a little strange
Me: Lol.
Wolf1: howl

[Binesi - Thunderbird]

The one day I got enough courage to open up an actual chat...

Faolan Rip-Off: I'm eclipse a grr irl (girl) with silver fur and emerald green eyes. Raised by a cheetah with a twisted paw pad.
Me: Isn't that like Wolves of the Beyond? And, how did you even get a cheetah to raise you? No cheetahs near here at all...
Faolan Rip-Off: Oh for crying out loud I'm nothing like em (him.) Em was raised by a bear not a cheetah!
Me: The chat title says realistic you do know that, right?
Faolan Rip-Off: It's my chat I can do whatever I want. Your breaking my chat rules cause your realistic!
Me: I opened the chat you uh, kinda joined in and said a bunch of fantasy things...
Faolan Ripe-Off: I'm closing the chat to prove this it my chat!
Faolan Rip-Off disconnects.
Me: I'm still here...
Faolan Rip-Off Re-joins.
Faolan RIp-Off: You hawker! You hawked my chat so you can control it! I'm reporting for being a hawker!
Me: I opened the chat...
Faolan Rip-Off: Runs at cheetah speed because my fake mother taught me how to. Goes to Ginger (me)
Me: Ok then...
Faolan Rip-Off: Twisted paw pad gives me even faster speed. Leaps in the air at Ginger (me) then sinks giant, bear like claws into chest ripping heart.
Me: Uh... Bye!
I close the chat.

Never did open a chat since then...

[Talwiny]

Sometimes I come into servers where people don't even pay attention to me. Sometimes this will happen:

Player1: kills people
Me: Kills people, eh? Not very realistic, is it?
Player2: bites elk that bit me and throws it to amethyst mountain
Me: An elk would run from you, not come and bite you, and how did you throw it to Amethyst Mountain?
Player1: growls: that was my elk!
Me: You weren't even slightly close to it.
Player3: flies over and kills all
Me: What on Earth?

Haha! Something similiar happened to me, but was between a DRAGON and a FLYING GREEN COW WHO TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE. XD

[star-nova]

Well me and a friend were playing a game: See how many people you can scare off the chat.
Wolf1: Runs around screaming im a banana!
me: does friend want banana? no banana, turkey.
Wolf1: yells at dirt Dirt your dead to me! go take a bath!
wolf2: ... ... ... ... um ... ... ... (exits)
wolf3(enters):HI!
Wolf1: does faceplant into ground
me: eat dirt? eat dirt freind then sleep eat dirt then sleep.
Wolf3: um... i gotta go... umm have fun with your... eating of dirt...

LOL! Me and my sister did that once and one player said "I think i'm dreaming this..." We were talking about grass that whispers to our souls and ransid cheese that chases our toilets.

[star-nova]

0.o ok..... I just returned from an...interesting rp. Here it goes....

(chat name is wolfrp. Its snowing and the others are on the other side of the map. Im Nova)
Nova: Hello
Wolf1: sup
Wolf2: Hi, will you be my meat?
Nova: um... no....
Wolf3: oh snap! pulls out pop corn
Wolf2: you broke my heart! Ah!
Wolf1: ...
Nova: um...
Wolf2: grows wings and flies over to kill nova
Wolf1: marks territory and floats over to help kill nova
Nova: um, i think I should leave lol
Wolf2: dont lol you _____!
Wolf3: i will kill nova first!
Nova: what the!
*Nova dissconnects confused*

I barely even knew what was going on or if they were just joking to be funny... Pretty sure I reported Wolf2

[failwolf56]

0.o ok..... I just returned from an...interesting rp. Here it goes....

(chat name is wolfrp. Its snowing and the others are on the other side of the map. Im Nova)
Nova: Hello
Wolf1: sup
Wolf2: Hi, will you be my meat?
Nova: um... no....
Wolf3: oh snap! pulls out pop corn
Wolf2: you broke my heart! Ah!
Wolf1: ...
Nova: um...
Wolf2: grows wings and flies over to kill nova
Wolf1: marks territory and floats over to help kill nova
Nova: um, i think I should leave lol
Wolf2: dont lol you _____!
Wolf3: i will kill nova first!
Nova: what the!
*Nova dissconnects confused*

I barely even knew what was going on or if they were just joking to be funny... Pretty sure I reported Wolf2

Haha, That's a funny one! It's really annoying though, when people try to "kill" others.