Funniest Wolfquest Roleplay Posts on MP

[Oceansong-Direwolf]

It gets very annoying when people always call everything the wrong thing and start yelling at you not to hunt or something when you're not. People have called Amethyst Mountain "Africa," and Slough Creek "the forest." xD Also, when people describe like

• Star, she, no meat looking for meat though

I laugh. LOL. Seriously, meat? There's elk everywhere! xD

[Leafali]

It gets very annoying when people always call everything the wrong thing and start yelling at you not to hunt or something when you're not. People have called Amethyst Mountain "Africa," and Slough Creek "the forest." xD Also, when people describe like

• Star, she, no meat looking for meat though

I laugh. LOL. Seriously, meat? There's elk everywhere! xD

'Meat' means 'Mate' on multiplayer. XD

[susijuani]

It gets very annoying when people always call everything the wrong thing and start yelling at you not to hunt or something when you're not. People have called Amethyst Mountain "Africa," and Slough Creek "the forest." xD Also, when people describe like

• Star, she, no meat looking for meat though

I laugh. LOL. Seriously, meat? There's elk everywhere! xD

'Meat' means 'Mate' on multiplayer. XD

LOL....yeah...but is sarcasm

[Gargantor]

lol
these ppl amuse me.
Basically you cant call elk caribou... because female caribou has antlers... elk not.
Moose is bigger then elk, has a different body built and mostly goes with head low... plus the antler looks different. yep, these ppl amuse me.
Well, i dont really mind ppl calling amethyst mountain or slough creek different places... they just pretend they are somewhere else... its the people who actually claim they know the map best, and know the game designers are wrong.

and yep, i seen some weird rps myself... mostly its lion, horse, werewolf/human/vampire rps, teen rps... teen with power or simple power rps... winged wolf/horse rps... dragon-rider rps, (and i think i caught sight of a dolphin rp?)... oh and lets not forget all the dating rps... and all of them have their own funny lines.

I do go into these rps sometimes just to have a change and laugh, some of these actually turn out realistic -minus all the power stuff(even if you playing another animal).

What i love is when i start like this:
-friend opens chat, i join, and some others, when we are full i state the rules:
me: no meats, no powers, keep as realistic as possible. thanks.
in the middle of rp:
random wolf: -grows wings and flys-

i love it how they keep to the rules we set, seriously...

and what i love is:
- others in the map hear your howl, no matter you are on the other corner of the map!
- others know your ill intentions before meeting them (if youre playing as a villain of sort, and say it at introduction)
- others know your name when they first see you!
- others have a sixth sense that tells them youll be evil or good with them...
- loners build their own den!
- loners waltz in your packs territory, hang out there, annoy you, and go out without being hurt from all the attacks they get.
- loners have super powers! they can take on and make a whole pack defenseless!
- wolves can climb trees! they even sleep there! every child knows it!

[Vira Mote]

and what i love is:
- others in the map hear your howl, no matter you are on the other corner of the map!
- others know your ill intentions before meeting them (if youre playing as a villain of sort, and say it at introduction)
- others know your name when they first see you!
- others have a sixth sense that tells them youll be evil or good with them...
- loners build their own den!
- loners waltz in your packs territory, hang out there, annoy you, and go out without being hurt from all the attacks they get.
- loners have super powers! they can take on and make a whole pack defenseless!
- wolves can climb trees! they even sleep there! every child knows it!

Yeah i love it too. I also love crazy rps like this:

Wolf1: growls, jups at and bites with deadly venom
Me: ...

Or one day i comed on chat WolfRP.

Wolf1: i'm rose (random name) she, fast, strong, beautiful, no meat, cool,simgs very well and is very very cool.
Wolf2: Killer (random name) boy, fast, strong, aggressive loyal
wolf1: sits on the stone
Wolf2: Turns into dragon and flyes to rose.
Me:... *discconects*

[Maple_fromTheBeyond]

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[Cold_As_Ice]

yeah lol next time someone on wq gives me some ridiculously long description of themselves as a wolf with powers and wings and weird colors im going to say "yeah, and im Fluffy, a purple wolf with glowing rainbow spots and stripes and huge see-through blue wings and i can speak to the ghosts of unicorns and breathe silver fire!" XD

[silvywolfy]

I cannot remember anything like that happening to me, also my computer wiped it's hard drive off >=(!!!! So no i will just wait for wolfquest 2.5 to come out. anyway, since i cannot remember anything i did really, i will do an example:
wolf 1:hi, im kill, (describe blah blah blah XD)
Me:hi im silver a she, (describe blah blah blah)
wolf 3( i will make that flower, my sister =) ): hi im flower a she, (ENOUGH WITH THIS D:<)
later:
me: flower lets hunt!
flower: OK
me: bites bull elk
wolf 1: it is a bison
flower: O.O (her expression)
me: how the dog is it a bison?!
flower: yeah bison are brown with big curled horns and fluffy necks.
wolf 1: i am reporting you if you correct me wrongly again!
me: we corrected you right, thank you very much.
flower: how long have you had this game?
wolf 1: a year, much longer than you. ( WHHHAAAAT? HE GOT IT RIGHT? AMAZING!)
me: more like 1 minute XD
flower: yeah
wolf 1: whatever back to rp
later:
flower: walks through field grounds
wolf 1: stop! i glitch!
me: what are you talking about?
flower: that means you have to stay in the forest
wolf 1: you said GROUNDS i glitch when you hunt
me: we hunted before for like 5 minutes (what i wanted to add: when you acted idiotically)
wolf 1: i am reporting you!
me: for hunting... wow
wolf 1: ___ you __ say good bye to wolfquest!
me: FLOWER TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THAT!
(takes screenshot and reports )

[SpiritSilverWolf]

At one time in an Rp, I was showing another wolf where the boots were. When we found them we had a bit of fun with humour, about how they smell of socks and cheese. Another wolf, rping of course, marked the boots. As the new player entered the chat I wrote "Now they smell of wee too!"
I just thought of how weird that might have sounded to the new person

[Kimchiz]

Once, I entered a WofRP, and we had an awkward conversation.

-enters-

wolf1- Hey!
wolf2- hola!
wolf3-hi
me- hi hi!
wolf3-I'm dusk (describes)
wolf1- im dawn (describes)
wolf2- I'm midnight (describes)
me- aren't you all named after times of day?
wolf2- yeah, so your name is afternoon.
me- WHATS? NOES!
wolf1- whats wrong with afternoon?
wolf2- yeah...?
me- just.... forget it. I'm making my own name.
wolf3- Afternoons a nice name...
me- I'm shade (describes)
wolf1- arent we saving a spot...?
wolf3- OOOH right... we were saving it for afternoon!!!
me- *disconnects.*

It was such a fail XDDD

[Emberflare]

Last night, I was searching for a MP game to join. I have a rule, though; I can only play with people whose usernames I recognize from the forums. After about 20 'refresh page' clicks, I found some interesting names of chats...

RacehorseRP/HorseRP (Wha...how are you supposed to imitate a racehorse? Die a lot and go zooming around Slough Creek at the speed of light?)
VampOrHumanRP (Um...)
DEMONwereHUMAN (Yes, actual size of words. Wow, what do you do in that chat? Pretend that you have a pitchfork and stab elk eveywhere?)
WeirdPeople (WHAT!? Ok, whoever made THAT one...just wow.)
GotMyEarsPierced (So...you make a chat to celebrate? Creative...)

Oh, and my favorite one (warning, this breaks the all-time goofiness record):
DragonAndRiderRP (So, you have to glitch and jump on other wolves' backs as they do the speed glitch? Someone obviosly watch way to many re-runs of How To Train Your Dragon...)

And a funny moment: I was playing on one of my first ever MP's with people other than my family. The host of the chat said, 'ok eveyone meat up'.
Wha...I immediatly typed, 'No way." There was a moment of silence from the host of the game. then she said, "I meant for eveyone to gather where I am"

EDIT: And adding on to the all-time goofy list,
DolphinRP (Wow...how do you do that? Jump a lot?)
DeerRP (Again...boingboingboing...)
strictwolfleader (I'd really want to go to a chat where I'm told how to breath...)
NintendoCapriSun (What? What do you do in that one? RP that you're drinking juice and that you just saw Mario and Luigi walk by?)
Howdoutype (You obvously posses the basic knowledge; you had to type the name...)
And the oddest one ever: FacebookRP (What will people think of next?)

[lightshadowwolf223]

Last night, I was searching for a MP game to join. I have a rule, though; I can only play with people whose usernames I recognize from the forums. After about 20 'refresh page' clicks, I found some interesting names of chats...

RacehorseRP/HorseRP (Wha...how are you supposed to imitate a racehorse? Die a lot and go zooming around Slough Creek at the speed of light?)
VampOrHumanRP (Um...)
DEMONwereHUMAN (Yes, actual size of words. Wow, what do you do in that chat? Pretend that you have a pitchfork and stab elk eveywhere?)
WeirdPeople (WHAT!? Ok, whoever made THAT one...just wow.)
GotMyEarsPierced (So...you make a chat to celebrate? Creative...)

Oh, and my favorite one (warning, this breaks the all-time goofiness record):
DragonAndRiderRP (So, you have to glitch and jump on other wolves' backs as they do the speed glitch? Someone obviosly watch way to many re-runs of How To Train Your Dragon...)

And a funny moment: I was playing on one of my first ever MP's with people other than my family. The host of the chat said, 'ok eveyone meat up'.
Wha...I immediatly typed, 'No way." There was a moment of silence from the host of the game. then she said, "I meant for eveyone to gather where I am"

EDIT: And adding on to the all-time goofy list,
DolphinRP (Wow...how do you do that? Jump a lot?)
DeerRP (Again...boingboingboing...)
strictwolfleader (I'd really want to go to a chat where I'm told how to breath...)
NintendoCapriSun (What? What do you do in that one? RP that you're drinking juice and that you just saw Mario and Luigi walk by?)
Howdoutype (You obvously posses the basic knowledge; you had to type the name...)
And the oddest one ever: FacebookRP (What will people think of next?)

Lol may i ask how to RP facebook???

[Emberflare]

Lol may i ask how to RP facebook???

My thoughts exactly. Really...what will people think of next? FlowerRP? Or maybe TeacupRP? Oh, we can't forget the all-popular BRICKRP!

[Toca_Master_14]

I was looking for a chat to RP in, and while I was browsing I came across some weird ones like:
DEMONwereHUMANRP (what...????)
HungerGamesRP (um... I'm full, thank you?)
DogcatORHumanRP (I don't want to be any of those!!!! this is a WOLF game peeps!)
Hunters (I don't think they're allowed....)
I went into the DogcatORHumanRP (to check out the weirdos in there)

wolf 1: I love spongebob! lol
wolf 2: I hate spongebob! lol
wolf 1: spongebob squarepants! lol
me: um... hello?
wolf 2: put on animal planet sees snake changes channel
me: hello???
wolf 2: saving.
me: you just got saved from my wrath on you weirdo

people these days..... so ignorant and bossy

[Oceansong-Direwolf]

I've seen some absolutely crazy RolePlays on WolfQuest. These aren't things like "WarriorCatsRP" or "DogRP." The list is

• DolphinRP
  HumanTeensRP
  FrogRP
  BirdsOnlyRP
  FishRP
  DragonRP
  NoWolvesRP
  FantasyRP

I could add a lot more to that list, but it would take forever.