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Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Post by SkyRiderMusic » Sat Feb 12, 2022 10:36 am

16. The developers added pronghorns. A fleeping pronghorn accidentally hits you while running at 55mph.

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Post by DinoDogDude209 » Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:37 pm

17. The developers added Black Bears. You were calmly walking through the woods to go mark territory, when a large Black Bear fell out of a tree and landed on you, crushing you.

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Post by SkyRiderMusic » Sat Mar 12, 2022 11:36 am

18. The developers added bighorn sheep. You get headbutted off a cliff

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Post by rowantobias » Thu Mar 24, 2022 11:40 am

19. rogue mule deer t-bones local wolf at four-herd intersection
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Post by SkyRiderMusic » Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:42 pm

On april fools day, bison are given flight as a "buffalo wings" pun. You get stampeded from the skies by a herd of flying bison

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Post by Runic_Raptor » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:58 am

21. Gravity ceases to exist and you fall endlessly through the skies and space until you die
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Post by rowantobias » Thu Mar 31, 2022 9:34 am

22. There is an uproar when the devs have to patch a new bug where bull elk follow you relentlessly until you die.
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Post by Windstrider » Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:42 pm

23. You tried to say 'pspspspsps' to a cougar because Kitty Cat
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Post by rowantobias » Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:54 am

24. you find out there's a new drowning mechanic at the worst time....
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Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Post by DinoDogDude209 » Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:07 pm

25. The WolfQuest developers added a thirst meter to the game. You didn't read the patch notes, and your wolf died of thirst after going more than three days without drinking water.

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Post by IceaPlayzPC » Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:12 pm

26. Your wolf tried to use a rock as a launch pad so they didn't have to swim across slough creek, but the rock sent them to space, never to be seen again.
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Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Post by Wind_Shadow » Wed May 24, 2023 3:55 pm

27. All of the NPC's in WolfQuest decide to take revenge on you, force you into a football-like shape, and proceed to play football for days until you are crushed by a clumsy bison who got tackled.
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Which grew to a storm, which shook the trees
A howl of fury tore through the night,
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Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Post by NotaNvmbr » Fri May 26, 2023 3:35 pm

28. Your wolf was cursed to become a hare for a week. A coyote ate them on their first day as a hare.

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Re: Forum Game - Outlandish Ways To Die Wolfquest edition

Post by DinoDogDude209 » Sun Jun 04, 2023 8:19 pm

29. While you were sleeping, a group of stranger wolves intentionally chased an elk herd toward you. You wake up to the thundering sound of the stampede approaching, and get trampled underfoot by more than a dozen elk. Talk about a rude awakening!

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